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Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower,
when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next-door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again.  The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden,
a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients..'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Send this to (at least) five
bright, humorous people who have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it!

随着生活节奏越来越快，晚餐成了一天的主餐，不少家庭早餐草草了事，中餐就是随机应变，而把一天的营养补充放到了晚餐上。或是应酬或是晚餐夜宵一起吃，殊不知问题晚餐是很多疾病的罪魁祸首。下面就来看看如何应对问题晚餐，让你的晚餐成为健康晚餐，长寿晚餐!

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晚餐最佳时间是18点左右，晚餐后四小时内别睡觉

有研究表明，晚餐少吃睡得香。正确的晚餐应该吃8分饱，以自我感觉不饿为度。晚餐的时间最好安排在晚上6点左右，尽量不要超过晚上9点。晚上9点之后最好不要再吃任何固体食物。并且，晚餐后四个小时内不要就寝，这样可使晚上吃的食物充分消化。

晚餐补钙要注意：

大家都知道睡觉前补钙的效果好，比如睡前喝杯牛奶，既促进睡眠，又补了钙。大家还知道虾皮里钙的含量非常丰富，于是乎，有些人觉得晚餐睡觉前吃虾皮补钙的效果一定会超过牛奶。其实这种看法是完全错误的，它不但不能达到补钙的目的，更容易增加尿道结石的患病危险。

因为尿结石的主要成分是钙，而食物中含的钙除一部分被肠壁吸收利用外，多余的钙全部从尿 液中排出。人体排钙高峰一般在饭后4~5小时，而晚餐食物中含钙过多，或者晚餐时间过晚，甚至睡前吃虾皮，当排钙高峰到来时，人们已经上床睡觉，尿液就会 全部潴留在尿路中，不能及时排出体外。这样，尿路中的尿液的钙含量也就不断增加，不断沉积下来，久而久之极易形成尿结石。日本松下医院曾对270名尿结石 患者进行了调查，其中97人大都在21点后进晚餐，25人有吃完夜宵就上床睡觉的习惯。

最佳补钙方法：

晚上补钙最好选用易消化吸收的。而睡前1~2小时喝一杯牛奶，就是非常不错的选择。

晚餐要适量：

因为工作繁忙，很多人晚餐往往没有定时，或早或晚，甚至很多人直接饿着肚子睡去。晚餐不能不吃，但要以清淡的食物为主。如果 晚餐比较油腻，多余的油脂摄入可引起血脂升高，进而导致动脉粥样硬化和冠心病。多余的蛋白质摄入可增加胃肠、肝脏和肾脏的代谢负担，对于有肝肾疾病的患者 非常有害。

晚餐常缺主食：

我国传统饮食结构把谷物类作为主食。然而，如今的餐桌上主食的地位越来越被弱化。

主食是必不可少的。实际上，任何一餐都不能没有主食。而晚餐的主食可以以稀食为主。男性的晚餐主食量应为2-3两左右(生食剂量)，女性为1～2两左右，老年人最好喝一些粥类食物。

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1、杂食

杂食充分体现食物互补的原理，是获得各种营养素的保证。可先从每天吃10种、15种食物做起。

2、慢食

“一口饭嚼30次，一顿饭吃半个小时”有多重效应：健脑、减肥、美容、防癌。

3、素食

原意为“基本吃素”，而不是一点荤也不吃，这也是人的消化系统结构所决定的进食原型。

素食是防治文明病的核心措施。

4、早食

即三餐皆需早。早餐早食是一天的“智力开关”;晚餐早食可预防十余种疾病。

5、淡食

包括少盐、少油、少糖等内容。一个“淡”字可解。

6、冷食

吃温度过高的食物，对食道健康有害。低温可延寿，冷食还可增强消化道功能。

7、鲜食

绝大多数食物均以新鲜为上，许多“活营养素”可得以保持。提倡“鲜吃鲜做”、“不吃剩”。

8、洁食

“干净”包括无尘、无细菌病毒以及无污染物。

9、生食

并非一切均生食，而是“适合生食的尽量生食”。

10、定食

定时定量进食，久之形成动力定型，这是人体生物钟的要求。

11、小食

21世纪进餐制以日进五餐或六餐为宜，三顿正餐外的小餐(上午10点、下午16点及20点左右)称为“小食”，具多重功效。它与平时所说的零食有别，后者无定时定量的概念，导致与正餐的矛盾。